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Jonas

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

There is a conspiracy within this sentence.

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NG Michigan Meet Up 2009! May 22nd! Exclamation!

Posted by Jonas Apr. 13, 2009 @ 2:09 AM EDT

Hey gang!

The Meet up is today! Also toss me your cell phone # via PM if you are showing, that way if you are lost, I can help!!

We'll be meeting in the middle of the Diag, and I'll be wearing a buttonish hat with a Tank men shirt. LOOK FOR UNHAPPY PEOPLE.

General Area for the Meet Up in case you suck at finding us!!

Announcing the 2009 Michigan Newgrounds.com meet up! May 22nd 2009.

It's a shin dig getting whipped up!
FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE

Current group meet up time frame-

At 12pm - The Diag
At 1pm - Pizza House, Ann Arbor
Around 2:30 pm til around 5pm (maybe longer) - Pinball Pete's
6pm - walk down to Vault of Midnight
7pm - ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY - DISCUSS THINGS -
8:15pm - HEAVY PETTING and Gellatos/Bubble Tea
9pm - Disgust, dinner at Buffalo Wild Wings.
10pm - CULLING OF YOUNG CHILDREN - DRINKING begins at Buffalo Wild Wings
11pm - Drinking/bar crawling until I have tired of your company.

Let me know if you plan on showing up, I'm trying to get things planned on my end.
All ages of users can show up, but near the end of the night, the old folks will be tucking you into bed, and after reading you a story about how Steve Guzzi force fed a cake to a dog, the 21+ crowd will be barcrawling. Forewarned is forearmed, make sure your mother picks you up so we can hit on her.

Showing up for certain (tentatively) -
Myself
36Holla
YungJazz
SardonicSamurai
LynchedJohNNY
Fabulous999 (Beebo Creator/Fellow Michigan Survivor)
sonicmega
dirtshake
pijju
islandchick

Maybe -
MindChamber
Stamper
Peglay
Mumm-Ra (As in the Ever Living)
Cyprus
CHunter
adreniline7
bergonbelson
Reed
ImaSmartass2
RainbowRiderAlpha
speeling

Lives in Ann Arbor and has no excuse for not showing up-
TwilightFox
CaptainDestructo

Not showing up -
WADE 'SUGAR ABS' FULP
physco-pickle
Luis
Goonie
BlueHippo
EyeLovePoozy
TomFulp
TheSwain
gorgorothx (cause he's broke.... SELL PLASMA SERIOUSLY)
Andrewboy895
RiuTenshin

Oh and because I can't change this til after the meet up for fear you guys would lose track of it, new cartoon featuring my tonal banalities. Rucklo Episode 2

Updated: 05/22/09 9:11 AM 29 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Thanks Ebaums!

Posted by Jonas Apr. 5, 2009 @ 11:09 PM EDT

They are following my fake twitter. :3

Hello ********
eBaum Nation (eBaumNation) is now following your updates on Twitter

AWESOME.

So if their site suddenly picks up in humor, blame me.

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Surprise project coming up soon!

Posted by Jonas Apr. 2, 2009 @ 3:46 PM EDT

Stayed tooned, it's going to be hot and awful, just like a night with me.

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Glorious Revolution Day One

Posted by Jonas Apr. 1, 2009 @ 2:19 AM EDT

All great glory to our leader Tom Fulp.
He has produced spawn from his loins and given rise to ideas that will surely further our need for love and nurturing.

American is a shining beacon to democracies that will soon realize the era of their ways.

Give praise to tank overlord, and love all comrades, or become less than living.

Good will and prosperity come from hard work and obedience!

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Fuck people.

Posted by Jonas Mar. 30, 2009 @ 11:49 PM EDT

Robots are where it's at.

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Charge down up kick

Posted by Jonas Mar. 24, 2009 @ 10:20 AM EDT
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Epic Video Win Ahoy

Posted by Jonas Mar. 19, 2009 @ 4:13 PM EDT

Oh Data, you're just such a fine art lover.

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Updated: 03/19/09 4:14 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Heading back from Megacon

Posted by Jonas Mar. 2, 2009 @ 10:13 PM EST

Hey, on the road from Megacon, I look forward to going through a full overview, so watch this space. Let me know if I met you, because I'm terrible with names and faces, but I would say , TheSwain is a pomanaded gentleman.

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Off to Mega Con!

Posted by Jonas Feb. 19, 2009 @ 10:32 AM EST

Off to a fun filled southern adventure, I'll be hitting up Alabama, Mississippi, and Florida.

I hope to see you all there.

Alabama- Check
Mississippi - Check
Florida - Currently in Miami in Poozy's crane!

I'll be demoing Tankmen the card game.

Updated: 02/25/09 4:32 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Mountain Dew

Posted by Jonas Feb. 7, 2009 @ 5:32 PM EST

Why the fuck did they change it's name to MTN DEW.

FUCK YOU, WE'RE EXTREME ENOUGH TO NOT NEED VOWELS.

BLARHGHASDFLKJASDF

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