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To Do List

2010-01-16 04:28:53 by Jonas
Updated

Sorry guys. I'm pretty forgetful, so I make to do lists to keep myself organized.

You can ignore all of this stuff, since it's pretty unimportant.

SET UP PRINTER-DONE

RECORD LINES-DONE

PRINT ZUNE LABEL-DONE

CLEAR MUSIC/PICTURES OFF ZUNE

SHIP OFF ZUNE AND PRINTER

WORK ON YOUR GOD DAMNED FLASH MOVIE YOU PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT.

THE OTHER SHIT LOOKS DOWN ON YOU.

BECOME A VALUED PIECE OF SHIT.

TAKE OUT GARBAGE-DONE

TRADE IN WIRELESS ADAPTER YOU IDIOT

BUY PUSH IN PINS - DONE

DO SOME LAUNDRY

SELL THOSE FUCKING MAGIC CARDS YOU THOUGHT WERE AWESOME 10 YEARS AGO

FUCK SELL THOSE SPARE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS BOOKS SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS ANY MORE

SELL YOUR SEMI RARE VIDEO GAMES YOU FUCKING TOOL

HOW ABOUT SELLING SOME OF THOSE DAMN COMICS THAT DO NOTHING BUT TAKE UP SPACE AND MAKE YOU MISERABLE LOOKING AT THEM?

HOW ABOUT SOME OF THOSE RARE STATUES YOU FUCKING DICK

ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR RECORDING SET UP INSTEAD OF STACKING IT AROUND WHEN YOU'RE DONE USING IT. GOD FUCKING CHRIST, YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO ANYTHING PROPERLY.
DONE

THROW A BUNCH OF TRASH OUT THAT HAVE KEPT FOR YEARS. - DONE

TALK WITH YOUR DYING FATHER, YOU PRICK

FIGURE OUT HOW TO MOTIVATE YOURSELF BEYOND THIS POINT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THIS FAR YOU FUCKING FAILURE

TRADE IN SOME GAMES THAT YOU DON'T NEED BECAUSE YOU'RE OVERALL A PILE OF FUCKING SOBBING PROCRASTINATION

FIND OUT WHY NO ONE LIKES TALKING WITH YOU. OH FUCK, YOU'RE NOT JUST UNLIKABLE, YOU'RE A POOR CLINGY CONVERSATIONALIST. HAVE YOU EVER SAID GOODBYE WITHOUT STAYING ON THE LINE FOR ANOTHER HOUR, YOU OBTUSE CLUNDERCOCK.

ORGANIZE YOUR ART DESK AND GET A PHOTO TO THAT ONE FUCKING KID WHOM ASKED NICELY ABOUT WHAT YOU USE FOR DRAWING TOOLS AND YOU'VE DUCKED COMPLETELY BECAUSE YOU WHINE AND MOAN ABOUT HOW HARD YOUR LIFE IS BUT YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY EXCUSES BEYOND BEING A CUNT ABOUT EXISTENCE

FIND SOME WAY TO NOT FALL DEEPER INTO AN ALREADY DEEPER SENSE OF SELF LOATHING

WHOOPS FUCKED THAT UP, BETTER TRY HARDER STILL.

ONCE YOU'RE ALL DONE WITH THAT, GO TAKE A SHOWER, YOU DISGUST ME.

Phew. Quite a list.

Tomorrow's going to be busy, as is my next couple of weeks in general.

As always, apologies in advance to the affected parties.

The only person that's holding you back is the one you refuse to face in the mirror.

To Do List


New Flash out

2009-12-19 21:01:08 by Jonas

So our pal Golfinho made a flash.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
521697

It's a clusterfuck of love.

He sent me a script with no indications as to what was going on and speaks limited English.

I did my best with the lines, and tried to help him out, as this was his first flash with voice acting.

I think he kept the lines I sent at default for exporting with Flash though. Fair warning to anyone that plans on using voices in there flash, make sure you're not using default settings if you're publishing.

That'll wreck stuff pretty badly.

Most recordings are 44.1 kbps in stream and use MP3 for format, but if you chop that shit down to say default of 16 kbps, stuff gets lost in the process. Stuff like quality and dignity.

Other times however, it's the actor's fault because we're phoning shit in and have terrible mics.

FYI.

New Flash out


The good news.

2009-12-11 12:57:19 by Jonas

Sorry 40 minute ago me, I listened to future me.

I now have a new apartment locally without the need for a giant move, which would have been a hassle. And instead of roommates, I now have a sucking lack of drama in my life.

Fuck this noise, I'm packing up, and setting my place up as my

FORTRESS OF VIRGINITY.

Dungeons and Dragons and discussion of Fulci movies EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.


Dear Future Me,

2009-12-06 09:48:28 by Jonas

You already know this but thanks for the advice. Also 40 minutes ago me, that advice was pretty solid as well.

Something to think on.

Sorry about the whole time cops busting you up. Apparently those are a big problem in that area.

You know, the time stream.

Past or Future, no matter where you travel, you're Van Dammed if you do and Van Dammed if you don't.

Dear Future Me,


Evictin'

2009-12-02 00:03:44 by Jonas

Oh hey, I'm getting Evicted and looking for places to stay.

The internet is the worst couch to crash on though, so I'm looking for some place a little more comfy.

ANY IDEAS?


WINNER OF FREE WINGS!! ONEGUNN!!

2009-11-11 01:37:35 by Jonas

Congrats to OneGunn for winning those free wings.

Oh, and here was the final 16 people that may have won, but didn't.

MAY THEIR SHAME BE ETERNAL UNTIL THE NEXT CONTEST.

Well, except
OneGunn who totally won.

1-Duffle
3-Itsbroken
25- Twilight
8-Kevin

30-MelodiousOrpheus
31-TimeCrush
39-destrutin
40-Wdonica

42-Five3
44-LBRocker5
7-HeavyMetalGuy
58-GoryBlizzard

59-Skwrull
66-Tykwa
72-OneGunn
74-Egoraptor


Newgrounds Contest- Free Chicken Wings. Yes, Again.

2009-11-07 23:10:07 by Jonas
Updated

Ok.

First congrats to RaccoonMario for winning the last contest. Too bad he's in Germany. He doesn't have a Bdubs over there.

Thankfully we've satiated his need using store credit, to fill that hole in his I-won-but-it's-useless-save-for-gloati ng organ. Commonly known as the urixdolphagus organ.

ANYWAYS, I still have that pile of Buffalo Wild Wings Coupons to give out, so here's how it works.

No more surveys for now, so it's going to be easy to enter.

SIMPLY POST A COMMENT HERE ON THIS JOURNAL ENTRY. THAT'S IT.

The contest is open to US people only, because let's be honest the last good thing to come out of another country was when we pulled out of Iraq before blowing. That was a messy and long affair.

Deadline is mighty damn simple. Once this entry leaves the frontpage (and I notice it) I'll randomly pick one of the entries live via stickam using my absurd dice rolling methods.

ALSO I got into a car accident today, so click those userpage ads, since that will likely fuck me over.

You enjoy your wings, I'll enjoy my shitty luck.

To cheer everyone but me up, here's what I didn't go as for Halloween.

Newgrounds Contest- Free Chicken Wings. Yes, Again.


Newgrounds Contest- Free Chicken Wings!

2009-10-20 14:07:33 by Jonas
Updated

Okay, so here's a delicious easy contest for everyone.

I have a coupon book for an almost year's worth of free wings from Buffalo Wild Wings.

Mind you it's not quite a year as due to internet problems, and the time it took to actually took so it's more like 10 months. BUT DAMN IT, it's a pile of free chicken.

The actual contest -
FOLLOW THE SIMPLE RULES RIGHT HERE.

As this isn't staff, anyone can win.
That's right Wade, a cheap chance to feed your kids.

WINK


Atlanta and Madness.

2009-10-10 15:31:57 by Jonas

Hey folks.

Working on a Madness flash with Krinkels, it'll be up sometime in the next week or so. Things have been a little crazy on the home front.

Hope to see you all in Atlanta, GA the 16th- 18th, for the Newgrounds meet up.

Check it out!

Atlanta and Madness.



Hey gang!

It's Sept 19th, the ONLY holiday I celebrate with any given mirth what so ever.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

I've been celebrating it for MINUTES already.

I'll be waiting to see if anyone does really awesome Pirate flash today, and even more excited if someone managed to do something with my entry.

Today I'll be dressed in my fanciest of pirate hats, and heading down to Ann Arbor, Michigan to enjoy my first University of Michigan game ever in the Big House. Go Blue, and such!

However, I don't know if the excitement will rival today's, as I found my package of spices from Mickey and T's arrived. THE FINEST GRILL SUPPLEMENTS SINCE FIRE. Awesome amazing rubs and spices.

Check them out!

I really like Taste of Mexico myself, and if you like to grill, you owe to yourself to check them out.

Currently working on a flash animation for Halloween. I really need to play catch up on a bunch of owed pieces of work, including a stupidly long owed bit of voice acting.

Mildly disappointed that the Metropolis Disaster collab fell apart. I was doing some VA for that, but the whole thing didn't come together due to lack of capability of the organizer. SHAME.

Other than that, reading some great new webcomics,
http://www.tinykittenteeth.com/
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.
php

http://www.wheresmyshoe.com/index.html

Fun Fact about wheresmyshoe, you'll find that the artist actually used to be fairly frequent on submitting things to Newgrounds, and it's a great strip!

Homework is fun

Also Yotam ( Lazy Muffin) knew me from the Wheresmyshoe forum, which is honestly, the most crazy forum I've run into in a long time. Sorry general forum, step up your game.

Finished up my art submission for the NG calender contest, still need to get that High resolution picture up, but whatever, I'll deal with that after some sleep.

My Calender submission.

Beyond that, I'll be heading off to Denver next week for the big meet up out there. Will I see any of you users around there?

Oh and one last note, how many people would like see a Chicago meet up?

Avast, updates, football, and spices!