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Jonas

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

There is a conspiracy within this sentence.

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NEWS FOR YOU TO USE

Posted by Jonas Feb. 6, 2009 @ 4:50 AM EST

I MADE A CHART

You'll notice that being popular on NG is directly proportional to hating everyone that enjoys your company.

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Out for the weekend

Posted by Jonas Jan. 30, 2009 @ 1:53 PM EST

I'm up north visiting family folks, which ultimately is a good thing since I get a bunch of pen and ink art done when I'm up there.

Perhaps I'll post it to my art thread, perhaps I'll withhold my art like the tit of a mother whose child is too fucking old. WHO KNOWS. All I know is my street fighter flash hopefully better pass snuff, or I will do a Shining Dragon Fist on Stamper. YAHOO :3

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Doing Voicework

Posted by Jonas Jan. 28, 2009 @ 9:00 AM EST

With a cold, sucks.

Ugh... *blows nose*

Plenty of work to keep the vocals none nasally, but I give thanks to Stamper, tossed me a line voice work software, and I'm pretty happy. Now if only I had a fancy sound booth.

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Happy Birthday Luis!

Posted by Jonas Jan. 19, 2009 @ 3:40 PM EST

Hate me slightly less!

<3

I'll chat with you when you're back stateside!

Everyone that plays this, don't forget to send the item ideas in, since I'll update the game once I take a for once, earned nap!

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I twitter now.

Posted by Jonas Jan. 8, 2009 @ 9:54 PM EST

Blame Wade.

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Need some Voice Acting?

Posted by Jonas Jan. 6, 2009 @ 1:36 AM EST

If anyone needs a voice actor, let me know. I'm fairly available. I have a voice which Bluehippo describes as erotic, Luis says should never go near Rock Band again, and TomFulp suggests my mouth should be put to use in a variety of manners.

Amongst them voice acting.

So open call, hit me up, and I'll serenade you orally.

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Strike Witches

Posted by Jonas Jan. 2, 2009 @ 6:28 PM EST

Stolen directly from my friend Pyat's blog:

Let's review:

1. Aliens invade Earth in the late 30s.
2. Humanity unites against them, and WWII doesn't happen.
3. A blend of magic and technology is needed to fight them.
4. Only teenage girls between the ages of 14 and 19 have the right combination of athleticism and magic potential.
5. Using the magic makes them grow ears and a tail.
6. The girls are named for real-world fighter aces, except with feminized names.
7. They wear "boots" that turn them into living fighter planes.
8. The special technology of the "boots" requires a direct contact with skin.
9. So, they can't wear pants. You never know when an emergency might arise!

Teenage Pantless Robot Furry Witches.

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OH BOY

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How was everyone's Christmas?

Posted by Jonas Dec. 26, 2008 @ 10:26 AM EST

You know what? I don't care.

Tell me about your favorite videogame boss.

On second thought, what did you get me for Christmas?

BECAUSE I DON'T SEE SHIT IN MY STOCKING.

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Netflix on the Xbox360

Posted by Jonas Dec. 18, 2008 @ 5:10 AM EST

It's super fab. Thanks.

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Old habits

Posted by Jonas Dec. 11, 2008 @ 2:11 AM EST

Man, I am totally drawing furry porn and shit because I'm unemployed.

Last time I was doing this, I was trying to pay through college.

So who needs fursona drawings and con badges?

:3 YIFF YIFF MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE ME MONEY.

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