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Jonas
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Posted by Jonas - January 28th, 2009


With a cold, sucks.

Ugh... *blows nose*

Plenty of work to keep the vocals none nasally, but I give thanks to Stamper, tossed me a line voice work software, and I'm pretty happy. Now if only I had a fancy sound booth.


Posted by Jonas - January 19th, 2009


Hate me slightly less!

<3

I'll chat with you when you're back stateside!

Everyone that plays this, don't forget to send the item ideas in, since I'll update the game once I take a for once, earned nap!


Posted by Jonas - January 8th, 2009



Posted by Jonas - January 6th, 2009


If anyone needs a voice actor, let me know. I'm fairly available. I have a voice which Bluehippo describes as erotic, Luis says should never go near Rock Band again, and TomFulp suggests my mouth should be put to use in a variety of manners.

Amongst them voice acting.

So open call, hit me up, and I'll serenade you orally.

Need some Voice Acting?


Posted by Jonas - January 2nd, 2009


Stolen directly from my friend Pyat's blog:

Let's review:

1. Aliens invade Earth in the late 30s.
2. Humanity unites against them, and WWII doesn't happen.
3. A blend of magic and technology is needed to fight them.
4. Only teenage girls between the ages of 14 and 19 have the right combination of athleticism and magic potential.
5. Using the magic makes them grow ears and a tail.
6. The girls are named for real-world fighter aces, except with feminized names.
7. They wear "boots" that turn them into living fighter planes.
8. The special technology of the "boots" requires a direct contact with skin.
9. So, they can't wear pants. You never know when an emergency might arise!

Teenage Pantless Robot Furry Witches.

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OH BOY


Posted by Jonas - December 26th, 2008


You know what? I don't care.

Tell me about your favorite videogame boss.

On second thought, what did you get me for Christmas?

BECAUSE I DON'T SEE SHIT IN MY STOCKING.


Posted by Jonas - December 18th, 2008


It's super fab. Thanks.


Posted by Jonas - December 11th, 2008


Man, I am totally drawing furry porn and shit because I'm unemployed.

Last time I was doing this, I was trying to pay through college.

So who needs fursona drawings and con badges?

:3 YIFF YIFF MOTHERFUCKERS GIVE ME MONEY.

Old habits


Posted by Jonas - November 21st, 2008


Who's up for killin' some of them thar zombie folks?

JonasNG on XBL.

<3


Posted by Jonas - November 21st, 2008


I am far too sick of eating Ramen, Saltines, Peanut Butter and Tuna day after day.

(Sometimes together, sometimes not.)

Maybe I'll spice it up by stealing honey packs from a fast food joint.

I need to sell everything thing I own soon, because I don't know what I am going to do for rent.

Seriously, fuck Michigan's economy, and fuck unemployment.

I just want to sell things and make other people money.