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Jonas

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

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My friend is hurt.

Posted by Jonas Oct. 16, 2007 @ 8:57 AM EDT

My friend is severly hurt, his car flipped over and he is out in Nebraska. He has both lungs punctured, his bladder punctured, crushed bones, and was conscience and trapped under his car for two hours while bleeding out.

I want to go be with him because I know he's got noone out there right now, but hell, I'm stuck here right now, it's not a lack of money since I'd be able to quickly get the money I needed, but I just don't know if I can get the time off I need. I have the vacation time, but I'm training employees, and just completely shattered right now. I can't do anything for him, and it's killing me. I can't stop thinking about it.

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The Orange Box is really good.

Posted by Jonas Oct. 12, 2007 @ 5:03 PM EDT

Anyone else playing it?

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

Posted by Jonas Oct. 8, 2007 @ 8:27 PM EDT

YOU CANADIAN FUCKS.

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Off to a midnight showing of Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn

Posted by Jonas Oct. 6, 2007 @ 8:35 AM EDT

I'll be around the State Theater (or Theatre for you fancy fucks with your frills and crayouns with colours) in Ann Arbor, Michigan just before midnight tonight, if any of you kooky kids want to show up.

HAHAHA just kidding it's rated R, so like 99.3% of you won't be able to get in :3

I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul!

SWALLOW THIS! *unzips pants*

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DVDs and Movies

Posted by Jonas Sep. 30, 2007 @ 11:10 AM EDT

I'm on a religious movie bend currently. Picked up Season 1 of Morel Orel, caught Jesus Camp, rented Apocalypto, and pondering checking out Passion of the Christ.

STILL HAVE ZERO FAITH IN HUMANITY.

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10:00 AM

Posted by Jonas Sep. 24, 2007 @ 8:41 AM EDT

In about an hour and a half, I'll take a quick 5 minute break to grab a Halo release token from Game Crazy, and get my spot for the midnight launch. Work always comes first so no midnight launch line sit for me!

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Moved in!

Posted by Jonas Sep. 11, 2007 @ 9:22 AM EDT

Finally got my new place sort of settled into. Well, I mean there's enough room on the floor for me to curl up into and sob fitfully about missing Zuma for 400 Microsoft points during the Labor day weekend sale. The house is 4000 square feet with roughly 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, an attached two car garage, and other assorted goodies. I'm looking forward to getting back online in a few days, both PC wise, and on my Xbox 360, I'll need to grab a wireless adapter for my PC though.

I also don't own a TV at all, the many years of roommates I've had must've made it a non - essential. Ah well, I'll try and hit up a thrift store, and get that set up.

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Update - Edit

Posted by Jonas Aug. 17, 2007 @ 8:21 PM EDT

May have found a place to stay.

I should be moving in tomorrow.

Currently looking forward to a 65 and a half hour work week.
I had a new employee Friday, then Monday and Tuesday, they were a no call no show.

I think I'm supposed to sleep at some point. Almost working as much as Wade.

I'm down to 3 employees maybe, and they are taking vacations in the coming weeks.

We got hit with a F2 tornado on Friday, knocking out power over the weekend, and killing my sales gain. Topping this off with the lack of employees, it looks like I may be working 7 days a week open to close.

My health's failing worse now because of this stress, today my nose just started gushing blood and I ran to the bathroom. I tried to laugh it off as allergies, but I feel it's becoming apperant that my lack of sleep, steady diet and stress is causing my body to punish me. Tomorrow (wed 28th) will be my last day off for some time. I am spending the entire day driving up north 3 and a half hours, to move my stuff downstate.

I just really hope life will get better, because it keeps getting worse.

My body is shaking now because I haven't eaten in awhile, I'm going to eat and go to bed, and get ready for the morning.

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Offline for awhile.

Posted by Jonas Aug. 11, 2007 @ 5:07 PM EDT

Anyone need a roommate?
Moving to Fenton Michigan.

See you all in awhile.

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A daily toon about me?

Posted by Jonas Aug. 5, 2007 @ 8:53 PM EDT

I'm honored.

Thanks kids. I hate you a little less.

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