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Jonas

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Michigan
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Jonas

Off to a midnight showing of Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn

Posted by Jonas Oct. 6, 2007 @ 8:35 AM EDT

I'll be around the State Theater (or Theatre for you fancy fucks with your frills and crayouns with colours) in Ann Arbor, Michigan just before midnight tonight, if any of you kooky kids want to show up.

HAHAHA just kidding it's rated R, so like 99.3% of you won't be able to get in :3

I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul!

SWALLOW THIS! *unzips pants*

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