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Thankfully we've satiated his need using store credit, to fill that hole in his I-won-but-it's-useless-save-for-gloati ng organ. Commonly known as the urixdolphagus organ.

ANYWAYS, I still have that pile of Buffalo Wild Wings Coupons to give out, so here's how it works.

No more surveys for now, so it's going to be easy to enter.

SIMPLY POST A COMMENT HERE ON THIS JOURNAL ENTRY. THAT'S IT.

The contest is open to US people only, because let's be honest the last good thing to come out of another country was when we pulled out of Iraq before blowing. That was a messy and long affair.

Deadline is mighty damn simple. Once this entry leaves the frontpage (and I notice it) I'll randomly pick one of the entries live via stickam using my absurd dice rolling methods.

ALSO I got into a car accident today, so click those userpage ads, since that will likely fuck me over.

You enjoy your wings, I'll enjoy my shitty luck.

To cheer everyone but me up, here's what I didn't go as for Halloween.

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The People Have Spoken

75 Comments

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:15 PM Duffle says:

Ads clicked. I hope I win.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:20 PM Rig says:

This comment is the best comment ever.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:21 PM Itsbroken2 says:

Clickity click clack.
Wing plz.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:21 PM EJR says:

I BETTER WIN THIS TIME.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:22 PM Twilight says:

HE BETTER WIN THIS TIME

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:22 PM DELUCA2400 says:

Sorry to hear that, hope you're okay.

How bad was the accident anyway?

Also FREE WINGS PL0X!

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:26 PM Jonas responds:

The accident was terrible. I'm still alive, and that's a tragedy.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:23 PM Griffonzo67 says:

nom nom

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:26 PM Kevin says:

Comment. Ads Clicked. And now you get 100% of ad revenue off that crappy tankmen movie I made.

Which probably earned like 10 cents but whatever.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:29 PM linkinparkpie43 says:

fucking love wings

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:30 PM doondeka says:

wazzup?

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:32 PM Robotchk12 says:

Clicked ad is clicked.
Unoriginal redundancy anyone?

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:32 PM SardonicSamurai says:

There's a B Dubs 5 minutes from my house.

DO WANT.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:34 PM Im-A-Pirate says:

The Game.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:36 PM diranmic says:

Vagina

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:36 PM WingCommand says:

I WANT MY CHICKEN. Please.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:40 PM vorax-leader says:

nigras love kfc

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:41 PM 36Holla says:

Sure I'll reenter. Sorry to hear that you got in an accident. In an attempt to vandalize this competition you could sell the pile of coupons to pay for car repairs >__> <__<

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:42 PM sucho says:

you should give the coupons to someone who really needs it. like a vegan. that's allergic to ink.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:42 PM flashwarrior says:

gaaaaahhhhh

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:42 PM MrScriblam says:

what is this shit

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:44 PM MrAbnormal says:

i win

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:44 PM Fullsteel says:

Ooh, Free Wings.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:45 PM MerlinsBeard says:

I cant wait to win these, and see you do it in stickam

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:48 PM Jonas responds:

Watch this blog post, as I'll declare when the drawing is happening at least a day in advance.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:46 PM Grimfenix says:

Hello, kind sir.

:) <--- Here's some happy

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:47 PM CJVal says:

This is my comment. I enjoy wings. :D

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:47 PM Lamar537 says:

Awesome, I want chicken. Uh.. do I get to pick the flavor?

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:48 PM LongLongCat says:

I love these chicks behind.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:50 PM fuzzum111 says:

This should be rather cool

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:50 PM VidGameDude says:

dude...are you trying to out do luis?

lol

l8s

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:52 PM Jonas responds:

Oh that guy? Let me know when you can eat a lunchbox.

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:53 PM MelodiousOrpheus says:

Oh jeez. I was hoping for the buffalo wild wings so badly. I'm always hungry :(

Thankfully I get this second shot at it :) Hope it turns out well!

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:57 PM TimeCrush says:

And I-...I-ay, I-ay; will always love, wiiiiiiiings!

Nov. 7, 2009 | 11:59 PM RKthrilla says:

Comment+1

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:01 AM rockyace42 says:

I WAS THE OTHER CAR IN THE ACCIDENT

now wheres mah chikan?

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:04 AM dirtshake says:

Sorry to hear about your car accident. Hope you're alright and everything works out.

I would like the coupons. I'm a poor college student and the cafeteria isn't open on weekends...please???? :)

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:11 AM CooledSoup says:

Chicken???

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:14 AM Skeik-Sprite says:

wdwd

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:25 AM FlashyGregory says:

Comment.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:34 AM Save-A-Seal says:

God damn I'm hungry for some chicken.

And I clicked an ad SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE A MOOCH

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:34 AM afnxuu says:

does canada count o.o anyways wings =3

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:46 AM Jonas responds:

No, Canada doesn't count. Ever. Even on the lists of most Canadian countries, Guam outranks it.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:44 AM destructin says:

CHICKEN SHALL BE MINE!

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:48 AM wdonica says:

I have posted...

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:53 AM WordOfHate says:

Ha HorKu? Horse Goku also known as super Saiyan 3813241874? Amazing. I can almost feel the sugar cubey goodness. Now ROLL ME A WINNUH. i call dibs on number 23!

Nov. 8, 2009 | 1:26 AM Five3 says:

Wait. I think I missed something. Chicken wings from where (coupon sponsor)?

Nov. 8, 2009 | 1:28 AM Jonas responds:

Buffalo Wild Wings.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 1:28 AM Krbyfan1 says:

Another shot at redemption. I accept this challenge.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 1:35 AM LBRocker says:

Funny, that was my costume.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 2:19 AM Timmy says:

Contest Entry....GO!

Dragon Ball Horse.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 2:34 AM fluffkomix says:

click

Nov. 8, 2009 | 2:35 AM Jonas responds:

Excellent job Canadian.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 4:32 AM Mallemarkie says:

I´m gonna win.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 5:17 AM HyperGumba says:

Keep the wings for yourself,store credit would be nice if I win :3

Nov. 8, 2009 | 7:07 AM A-Wahl says:

Mmmm... Free food!

Nov. 8, 2009 | 8:37 AM WritersBlock says:

I'm Australian.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 8:48 AM CockJokeTheHardening says:

I hope I win so I can eat some delicious COCK WINGS.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 9:28 AM djnet says:

clickedonyourstupidad

gimmewingspl0x

Nov. 8, 2009 | 10:05 AM Hacsev says:

I hope I'm the winner.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:19 PM Starogre says:

I REALLY HOPE I DON'T WIN

Nov. 8, 2009 | 12:45 PM Shikamarana says:

Big Black Women

Nov. 8, 2009 | 3:59 PM anflan says:

Pick me! I'm in Michigan, mail is cheap :)

Whens that meetup, huh?

Nov. 8, 2009 | 5:52 PM HeavyMetalGuy says:

Alright sounds good, Jonas.

Nov. 8, 2009 | 10:18 PM GoryBlizzard says:

Here's my entry.

There's a Buffalo Wild Wings in Brooklyn. I know I'll put the coupons to good use if I win.

Nov. 9, 2009 | 6:15 PM Skwurll says:

Commented, clicked, awaiting wings.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 5:47 AM jmalouin7 says:

I clicked your ads, but this is off the front page, I know I cannot win, not a big deal, but when do you plan on announcing the winner? Are you going to do it like how you chose the winner last time? If you are, can you do it within stickam again?

Nov. 10, 2009 | 11:26 AM ForNoReason says:

Sorry about the accedent. Things have been clicked.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 9:06 PM k6ka says:

Sorry to hear that accident today.

I live in Canada. Luckily I didn't get some wings, or my mom will probably kill me.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 11:04 PM Sh0T-D0wN says:

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

Nov. 10, 2009 | 11:06 PM HighWayStar365 says:

Shameless attempt for free chicken.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 11:08 PM riemannSum says:

ME! I'm in the army!

Nov. 10, 2009 | 11:08 PM Tykwa says: