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Jonas

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

There is a conspiracy within this sentence.

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9/12/02

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Music Reviews: 9
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Latest Flash Reviews

98 Reviews | 29 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Freezepop's JEM!

"JEMMMMM"

submission: Freezepop's JEM!
date: January 13, 2008

I WISH I WAS OUTRAGEOUS.

Deep down I am just kind of plain :(

January 13, 2008

Author's Response:

Everyone can be outrageous. All you need is a webcam and awesome music.

Check check.

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Score: 9
D4ilytoon # 304

"I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE"

submission: D4ilytoon # 304
date: August 5, 2007

I mean come on folks. I'm a fucking furry faggot. There is nothing more humorous than being a slightly fat asshole that happens to get his e-jollies from anthropomorphic drawings and randomly banning people to get my internet skills up.

Thanks guys, you should have fucking asked though, I would have given you voice clips, I have no shame.

f0d's clip's my very favorite.

I just wish that haircut didn't make me look like John 'GAY STORE CLERK IN SLINGBLADE' Ritter.

<3 yiff yiff

August 6, 2007

Author's Response:

lmfoa

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Score: 10
Duck.fla Spin

"It's hard to fap to anything else on the web."

submission: Duck.fla Spin
date: May 24, 2007

This movie makes me happy.

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Latest Audio Reviews

9 Reviews | 2 w/ Responses

Score: 5
Ex-Zip-It-A

"Unfocused"

submission: Ex-Zip-It-A
date: June 8, 2007

It's a fairly marginal first effort. The sounds alone are passable, however combined, the piece itself moves in a moreso randomized fashion, bringing to mind a notion of you toying around trying to find a song within a pile of noise. You will need to work a bit hard on bringing a solid drive into your songs if you wish to impress the crowd. You have potential, but this track seems to be more so about just adding a few tweaks and drums with out really caring which step comes in where, leading it to feel disoriented and all around unfocused.

Submit more for review.

Author's Response:

thx

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Score: 6
Playing in the Puddle (loop)

"Clean loop, but the focus should be elsewhere"

date: June 8, 2007

The loop itself is good, however, I'd honestly enjoy it far more if the cymbal was toned down. It's tinny sound kills/ brings you out of what is otherwise a fairly decent ethereal track. It's fairly good, has a nice mood, and I'd describe it as a kind of bubbly lift up. Adding a very small touch of bass, or perhaps just bringing the overall main flow to the front would be a much better choice. However, I think this is a good start, and I'll hope to see more of you as you're now approved. Welcome to the AP. :)

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Score: 6
here there be dragons

"I found it tended to drag on(no pun intended)"

date: September 3, 2003

Slow build up, and long riffs don't seem right, but it still works.

Author's Response:

its called 5/4 time my friend:-)

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