Score: 2

"Stop making movies, and start making babies."

submission: Kunfu Song

date: January 24, 2003

You aren't very good, and would personally be better suited at say... dieing.

Score: 5

"Worth a watch. Once."

submission: Mr. T Vs Unicron Trailor

date: January 24, 2003

There is a definite need for a pre-loader.

Score: 2

"Not worth my time"

submission: A joke

date: January 20, 2003

I've not heard that joke, but I don't care. It isn't funny.

Score: 9

"Very nice...needs polish"

submission: VampireHunter Ina 2

date: January 20, 2003

One of the most stylish movies on NG, ever. Indeed, my only real complaints were that the audio gets inaudible fast, and the fight scenes are jolted, and seem stiff, but it's worth watching. I look forward to your next one.

Score: 2

"Never make another movie."

submission: Death To The Insect!!!

date: January 20, 2003

Rusty Fork Monkey, Red Bunny hails in the Canyon of Glittering Hodge Podge - I'm pretty sure that was funny than the movie.

Score: 8

"James Ether brings forth a masterpiece of fun"

submission: my favorite reviews

date: January 20, 2003

Good old James, always with the wit. You got yourself another bonafide hit. I dance for your death.

Score: 5

"Fun...to a point"

submission: BlEED I

date: January 15, 2003

The entire maintain that fanatical kill everything feel except that the bats in the beginning stay on far to long. The graphics are obviously subpar, but you have hit upon an intresting idea. If a revision of this game does come along, I'd seriously look at that, but it seems you only take into account very few animation loops. The game's plot leaves me kinda of staring at the screen going, " Why even bother with one" some of the best shooters have no real discernable plot, aside from " uh-oh aliens!" . I'd just throw in a ton more enemies, multiple paths, and please try to figure out a better explosion than ripping off a .gif . Thank you and good luck.

Score: 0

"Like slowly stabbing eyes out with a spoon"

submission: MY-TIMES

date: December 2, 2002

With shit like this it's a wonder that Satan has not over taken the Earth sooner with his burning peanut brittle of doom