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Jonas

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

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Flash Reviews: 98
Music Reviews: 9
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All Flash Reviews

98 Reviews | 29 w/ Responses

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Score: 2
Bills bday

"You managed to make the world worse."

submission: Bills bday
date: September 17, 2003

Not only is near every reviewer not watching the movie, or voting fairly, but they're really making asses of themselves. XUKE is completely right in calling you a failure. Not only did you submit this twice, but you cushion the file size to get pity votes from any one on a 56k by adding a fucking song that doesn't play until the end of the movie.

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Score: 8
0_Count

"Fuck you."

submission: 0_Count
date: September 5, 2003

Making great flash, having a great movie on the portal, and getting all the chicks.

I fucking hate you.

Can we look forward to any other movies that are done in the same style... cybertech I mean?

Author's Response:

Yes, you can look forward to another Cyberpunk movie. The 0_Count sequel entitled "0_Burn" will be about a street samurai taking a personal oath to see to a young hacker take down the biggest corporation in the country.
It'll be full of gunplay and cyberspace escapades. It won't be finished for quite some time, but I'll definitely keep you updated.

-T0MMY

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Score: 8
Guaca-Mole

"Wow, that was suprisingly enjoyable."

submission: Guaca-Mole
date: September 5, 2003

I honestly thought that the idea for this would suck, but after playing it, it's fast, fun, and nearly addictive to a dangerous degree.

Putting the score needed to advance early would have been nice, however knowing I needed something to advance makes me want to play again. The music is goddamn silly, and pointless. Much like this game, but it still is a nice addition.

The only thing I would like to see is the shadow from the mallet removed, and the current level displayed in a corner. Still very fun.

Author's Response:

ok, thanks! I've found I need to add a lot of things to display, lol

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Score: 6
The Clock From Space!

"So very absurd."

date: September 3, 2003

I laughed fucking hard at this. The ending was kind of abrupt, but the whole flash kicked ass.

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Score: 6
-ThePrankCall-

"It wasn't bad."

submission: -ThePrankCall-
date: September 1, 2003

Not bad. For better a movie, try using artificial light so it looks like a cleaner shot, and avoid the common trait of splicing in a fight song.

Not bad though. Also if you want to make us believe that it's an actual phone call, have the guy on the other end's volume lower.

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Score: 8
Why SBC should not drive

"Bitterclock approves"

date: September 1, 2003

That was great. I laughed hard at the end.

Author's Response:

yea, that was just alittle something i thought i would end just for the heck of it

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Score: 8
The Stillbournes

"That was some great stuff."

submission: The Stillbournes
date: September 1, 2003

I've always enjoyed your work, and this another one that is very well done. One minor suggestion, maybe you could add a scene selection index?

Author's Response:

Thanks for the kind review and good advice. I just added the scene selection menu for easier access. :)

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Score: 6
Barry Vs Raphael Movie

"Good promise."

date: July 9, 2003

Your effort really shows on this.

Couple of gripes.

1. The shadows are really bad.
2. The anatomy of almost of your figures is poorly drawn.
3. The missles look like crap.
4. Your buildings look rushed.

Couple of good things.
1. This really was epic.
2. The grenade reflection was neat.
3. Your music worked well in, and is an ode to optimizing.

Overall: Impressive, keep it up!

Author's Response:

Barry's Comment - "Your idiocy really shows on this. Couple of gripes - 1) You're a loser. 2) You make crap Flash animations. 3) You draw a better shadow, bitch. 4) Shuddup. Why don't you die. However, couple of good things. You will die soon anyway. Idiot. Best wishes, Barry..."

Rapahel's Comment - "F*** off"

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Score: 8
AB: 30K Starfighter

"30k of pure goodness"

date: July 9, 2003

You are a true testament to what can be done with little space. Thank you.

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Score: 4
All for a Candy

"Ugh Sticks."

submission: All for a Candy
date: May 7, 2003

Actually, that's a nice movie. However, the initial punching him in the face scene seems awkward. Also it's a stick movie, and they're getting old...

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