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Jonas

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

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BBS Posts: 7,747 (2.91 per day)
Flash Reviews: 115
Music Reviews: 12
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115 Reviews | 34 w/ Responses

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Score: 7
Harry meets Dumbledore

"That was a great movie."

date: September 30, 2003

The easter egg was the best part. Stop it! You're embarrassing yourselves!

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Score: 7
"Jesus Christ" promo

"Wow, that was short."

date: September 27, 2003

Lucky I don't have 56k. Anyways, a very nice 'tribute' to Jesus. Regardless, you should try something with more of a synch to the music. It's all about maintaining audience interest.

Author's Response:

I'm sorry you were one of the viewers who had to see this first submission of the out-of-sync-submission of this piece. The only reason I could think of why it became out of sync, was that it was imported into Flash without sound, and I then added the audio using the technique that NG prefers us to use to reduce file size. This must’ve conflicted with the timing and caused it to drag. And, from what it looks like, I failed to maintain the audiences’ attention because they aren’t used to seeing animations like this. I hope you got to view the updated version, so that you won’t forever remember this piece as being to big for quality. Thanks for the review!

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Score: 6
tree loving

"Nice, and short."

submission: tree loving
date: September 25, 2003

However, Pineappleclock isn't in the credits!

Author's Response:

i know..it got messed up..sry bout that lol

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Score: 8
Squeezy vs. The Rabbit

"Thank you!"

date: September 25, 2003

God damn Squeezy is fucking annoying! Trying to pimp his shit in a shitfree market! Fucking thank you for telling the BBS jackass that he needs to get some talent before he whines about others!

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Score: 9
Murray the Monkey ep. 1

"By far one of my favs."

date: September 24, 2003

I called it your topic, did I not? Top 5 all the way. Great stuff. Anyways, the character may need a slight retooling, but you've got great stuff on here... but I've already told you that. Do you plan on staying with anthropomorphism in lead, with murray fighting animal/people, or are there actual people in this world? I was mildly confused by when the women rescued was just a human? Ah well, see ya in your topic soon enough with some kind yer pic. Also I'm curious as to if you're staying with the music video theme? ... and finally, what kind of shading did you do for the freeze frames? It looks cool as hell.

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Score: 8
Silly Slumber

"That was bizarre."

submission: Silly Slumber
date: September 23, 2003

Incredibly refreshing addition to the portal. Thank you.

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Score: 8
Rampage

"Great Game."

submission: Rampage
date: September 22, 2003

Suggestions for the second.

1. Continous loop of music
2. Instead of giving up everything in the beginning, have some of the more interesting weapons appear as power ups.
3. Larger levels
4. Different enemies
5. Vehicles
6. Bonus game where you fight a nigh unstoppable horde of zombies.

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Score: 2
Bills bday

"You managed to make the world worse."

submission: Bills bday
date: September 17, 2003

Not only is near every reviewer not watching the movie, or voting fairly, but they're really making asses of themselves. XUKE is completely right in calling you a failure. Not only did you submit this twice, but you cushion the file size to get pity votes from any one on a 56k by adding a fucking song that doesn't play until the end of the movie.

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Score: 8
0_Count

"Fuck you."

submission: 0_Count
date: September 5, 2003

Making great flash, having a great movie on the portal, and getting all the chicks.

I fucking hate you.

Can we look forward to any other movies that are done in the same style... cybertech I mean?

Author's Response:

Yes, you can look forward to another Cyberpunk movie. The 0_Count sequel entitled "0_Burn" will be about a street samurai taking a personal oath to see to a young hacker take down the biggest corporation in the country.
It'll be full of gunplay and cyberspace escapades. It won't be finished for quite some time, but I'll definitely keep you updated.

-T0MMY

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Score: 8
Guaca-Mole

"Wow, that was suprisingly enjoyable."

submission: Guaca-Mole
date: September 5, 2003

I honestly thought that the idea for this would suck, but after playing it, it's fast, fun, and nearly addictive to a dangerous degree.

Putting the score needed to advance early would have been nice, however knowing I needed something to advance makes me want to play again. The music is goddamn silly, and pointless. Much like this game, but it still is a nice addition.

The only thing I would like to see is the shadow from the mallet removed, and the current level displayed in a corner. Still very fun.

Author's Response:

ok, thanks! I've found I need to add a lot of things to display, lol

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