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Jonas

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

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9/12/02

Level: 18
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Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 725
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Exp. Points: 3,595 / 3,600
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Voting Pow.: 6.04 votes

BBS Posts: 7,747 (2.91 per day)
Flash Reviews: 115
Music Reviews: 12
Trophies: 1
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All Flash Reviews

115 Reviews | 34 w/ Responses

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Score: 6
The Clock From Space!

"So very absurd."

date: September 3, 2003

I laughed fucking hard at this. The ending was kind of abrupt, but the whole flash kicked ass.

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Score: 6
-ThePrankCall-

"It wasn't bad."

submission: -ThePrankCall-
date: September 1, 2003

Not bad. For better a movie, try using artificial light so it looks like a cleaner shot, and avoid the common trait of splicing in a fight song.

Not bad though. Also if you want to make us believe that it's an actual phone call, have the guy on the other end's volume lower.

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Score: 8
Why SBC should not drive

"Bitterclock approves"

date: September 1, 2003

That was great. I laughed hard at the end.

Author's Response:

yea, that was just alittle something i thought i would end just for the heck of it

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Score: 8
The Stillbournes

"That was some great stuff."

submission: The Stillbournes
date: September 1, 2003

I've always enjoyed your work, and this another one that is very well done. One minor suggestion, maybe you could add a scene selection index?

Author's Response:

Thanks for the kind review and good advice. I just added the scene selection menu for easier access. :)

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Score: 6
Barry Vs Raphael Movie

"Good promise."

date: July 9, 2003

Your effort really shows on this.

Couple of gripes.

1. The shadows are really bad.
2. The anatomy of almost of your figures is poorly drawn.
3. The missles look like crap.
4. Your buildings look rushed.

Couple of good things.
1. This really was epic.
2. The grenade reflection was neat.
3. Your music worked well in, and is an ode to optimizing.

Overall: Impressive, keep it up!

Author's Response:

Barry's Comment - "Your idiocy really shows on this. Couple of gripes - 1) You're a loser. 2) You make crap Flash animations. 3) You draw a better shadow, bitch. 4) Shuddup. Why don't you die. However, couple of good things. You will die soon anyway. Idiot. Best wishes, Barry..."

Rapahel's Comment - "F*** off"

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Score: 8
AB: 30K Starfighter

"30k of pure goodness"

date: July 9, 2003

You are a true testament to what can be done with little space. Thank you.

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Score: 4
All for a Candy

"Ugh Sticks."

submission: All for a Candy
date: May 7, 2003

Actually, that's a nice movie. However, the initial punching him in the face scene seems awkward. Also it's a stick movie, and they're getting old...

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Score: 6
June 30th 2002

"Damn Olskoo, and his Gamecube."

submission: June 30th 2002
date: May 7, 2003

The worst part was I was able to predict the ending.

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Score: 4
Mad postcardrunner DLX

"Honestly, I'm confused."

date: May 7, 2003

I really have no idea what was going on. You did show effort in your movie, however, a man running to Eye of the Tiger, is really over done.

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Score: 8
mystery movie

"Thanks Jim."

submission: mystery movie
date: May 2, 2003

I've recently been bitching about unfair reviews on your movies on the NG BBS. Please keep making them, because you're a cool guy, and manage to entertain me constantly.

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