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I WISH I WAS OUTRAGEOUS.
Deep down I am just kind of plain :(
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Everyone can be outrageous. All you need is a webcam and awesome music.
Check check.
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I mean come on folks. I'm a fucking furry faggot. There is nothing more humorous than being a slightly fat asshole that happens to get his e-jollies from anthropomorphic drawings and randomly banning people to get my internet skills up.
Thanks guys, you should have fucking asked though, I would have given you voice clips, I have no shame.
f0d's clip's my very favorite.
I just wish that haircut didn't make me look like John 'GAY STORE CLERK IN SLINGBLADE' Ritter.
<3 yiff yiff
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lmfoa
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This would have gotten a higher score if more people understood it's genius.
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All that matters is that you understand the genius. You and anyone else who voted the fifen.
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The DVD of this episode is out, if you can track it down, you'd have much higher quality sound. Also, there is no back to the menu button once you've chosen videos, forcing you to right click back, and hit rewind. That's something that could easily be fixed.
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I'll fuddle with it tommorow..if it's as easy as you say I will add it.
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I had no idea however they let 3 year olds adminstrate websites, though.
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Thank you for the nice review, kind sir that moderates all <3 You should have seen the pissy little rant that he left up. He only left it up for a few hours though.
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You are not mister T!
<3 Bitterclock
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haha
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And so it begins. Best of luck, hope everyone's flash is up to snuff and such. Lemme know on .net PM if you have any abusive reviews, I'll check them out.
Your tree looks killer for being MS paint. Very impressed, and I fucking hate the duckhunt dog.
<3
Bitterclock.
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You are swell
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Your use of sharp images, mixed with blurry energy lines and distorted fuzz serves you well. In the initial portion, everything had that tinge of being awake up late and you want to sleep but there is a lot to look at and do and you can't stop thinking. The only thing in this I don't get, is why does the knob on the tv turn? Is there any purpose to this?
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If you click on the knob while the movie is playing, it jumps rewinds about a second and a half. Part of this experience is supposed to be that at any given time you can go backwards, but you can never propel it forwards faster than it's meant to go.
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Joining in on socio and geo economic reform policy is better put at government level, because a mayoral position only lasts so long vs a sustained government position. The only reason you may be looking at a mayoral position in this case is because you hope to instigate some kind of revolution in the world.
However, a city by city basis doesn't work unless you have a truly organized network. Every little bit helps I suppose, but creating a penguin flash versus actually getting out on the streets and cleaning them is an entirely seperate matter. You are asking us to give time and energy whereas there is no guarentee that any of this is worthwhile. In the absolute worst case scenario, the penguins themselves become protected by laws, and forced into a wildlife sanctuary, but this is a step down from natural living.
You've tacked on the penguin as a sort of mascot in this, but ignored the fact that with nearly everything we do, we kill things. Every time I walk, I crush countless bugs under my feet. I hunt and kill in the woods for food. Not because I need it to live, but because I like the taste. Every time we actually log in to the computer, we use energy. Energy that is taken from countless places, and from land that animals once lived on.
Personally I think that you are living a dream world until you start making changes and showing people that it can work, instead of actually going 'Gee, wouldn't it be neat if we all ruled cities and could control trash and energy policy?'
This movie really wants to make me go and punt a penguin, but I think that may be the point. To at least get us off our asses doing something.
Decent animation overall though.
Best wishes,
Jonas
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Appreciated your review a lot... I gotta say, that the extremes that are shown in the movie are definitely a dream. However, small steps can be taken, and as you said, its supposed to make you get off your ass and do something. But to provoke reviews like this, that make people stand up for their own viewpoints, is exactly what I wanted from this film. If anything, I want people to see my viewpoint of climate change, even if it is somewhat farfetched and not an overnight process.
The US government isnt jumping at kyoto, so maybe a state or city level initiative will do it, so I dont know. We'll see what happens, and in the mean time, thanks for your great review.
-jmtb02
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Great stuff.
We <3 Sylvester.
Bitterclock.
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Dont we all love him.
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