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Jonas

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

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Score: 3
Stikfas L

"I'm glad this is the last."

submission: Stikfas L
date: September 30, 2003

Your over use of stikfas, in random almost pointless mannerisms with no dialouge, and frame by frame numbness is shlock. You're using the addition of frame by frame animation as a file size fluffer, and the music just grates on you. There's no suspense, no feeling for the characters, and no way in hell I'm going to miss this series. The portal needs to stick to flash, not stikfas.

Author's Response:

Ok I try to use voices cant!So stfu and why dont u try and make a flash!

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Score: 7
"Jesus Christ" promo

"Wow, that was short."

date: September 27, 2003

Lucky I don't have 56k. Anyways, a very nice 'tribute' to Jesus. Regardless, you should try something with more of a synch to the music. It's all about maintaining audience interest.

Author's Response:

I'm sorry you were one of the viewers who had to see this first submission of the out-of-sync-submission of this piece. The only reason I could think of why it became out of sync, was that it was imported into Flash without sound, and I then added the audio using the technique that NG prefers us to use to reduce file size. This must’ve conflicted with the timing and caused it to drag. And, from what it looks like, I failed to maintain the audiences’ attention because they aren’t used to seeing animations like this. I hope you got to view the updated version, so that you won’t forever remember this piece as being to big for quality. Thanks for the review!

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Score: 6
tree loving

"Nice, and short."

submission: tree loving
date: September 25, 2003

However, Pineappleclock isn't in the credits!

Author's Response:

i know..it got messed up..sry bout that lol

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Score: 8
0_Count

"Fuck you."

submission: 0_Count
date: September 5, 2003

Making great flash, having a great movie on the portal, and getting all the chicks.

I fucking hate you.

Can we look forward to any other movies that are done in the same style... cybertech I mean?

Author's Response:

Yes, you can look forward to another Cyberpunk movie. The 0_Count sequel entitled "0_Burn" will be about a street samurai taking a personal oath to see to a young hacker take down the biggest corporation in the country.
It'll be full of gunplay and cyberspace escapades. It won't be finished for quite some time, but I'll definitely keep you updated.

-T0MMY

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Score: 8
Guaca-Mole

"Wow, that was suprisingly enjoyable."

submission: Guaca-Mole
date: September 5, 2003

I honestly thought that the idea for this would suck, but after playing it, it's fast, fun, and nearly addictive to a dangerous degree.

Putting the score needed to advance early would have been nice, however knowing I needed something to advance makes me want to play again. The music is goddamn silly, and pointless. Much like this game, but it still is a nice addition.

The only thing I would like to see is the shadow from the mallet removed, and the current level displayed in a corner. Still very fun.

Author's Response:

ok, thanks! I've found I need to add a lot of things to display, lol

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Score: 8
Why SBC should not drive

"Bitterclock approves"

date: September 1, 2003

That was great. I laughed hard at the end.

Author's Response:

yea, that was just alittle something i thought i would end just for the heck of it

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Score: 8
The Stillbournes

"That was some great stuff."

submission: The Stillbournes
date: September 1, 2003

I've always enjoyed your work, and this another one that is very well done. One minor suggestion, maybe you could add a scene selection index?

Author's Response:

Thanks for the kind review and good advice. I just added the scene selection menu for easier access. :)

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Score: 6
Barry Vs Raphael Movie

"Good promise."

date: July 9, 2003

Your effort really shows on this.

Couple of gripes.

1. The shadows are really bad.
2. The anatomy of almost of your figures is poorly drawn.
3. The missles look like crap.
4. Your buildings look rushed.

Couple of good things.
1. This really was epic.
2. The grenade reflection was neat.
3. Your music worked well in, and is an ode to optimizing.

Overall: Impressive, keep it up!

Author's Response:

Barry's Comment - "Your idiocy really shows on this. Couple of gripes - 1) You're a loser. 2) You make crap Flash animations. 3) You draw a better shadow, bitch. 4) Shuddup. Why don't you die. However, couple of good things. You will die soon anyway. Idiot. Best wishes, Barry..."

Rapahel's Comment - "F*** off"

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Score: 8
American Idol Tribute

"God, I love this movie."

date: January 24, 2003

I agree. Try, and get the American anthem one on here.

Author's Response:

Thanks. Yes, that one will be in american idol tribute 2, which is almost finished. It will have 10 singers in it.

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