TheSilverGuitar 2009-02-07 17:35:59

THIS IS BULLSHIT
ALERT THE AUTHORITIES

blackabyss763 2009-02-07 18:08:27

I noticed that weeks ago. The new cans suck. Would it kill them to write out the word "mountain"?

Drugged 2009-02-08 00:22:40

ADFASDFSAFASFSAFFS D:

Master117chief 2009-02-08 19:55:26

Can i be your friend?

RubberTrucky 2009-02-08 20:05:42

I so agree with you.

Let's start a "we hate MTN Dew club". We can be BFF!!! :-D

Heretic-Anchorite 2009-02-08 21:25:14

Will you be my friend?

Jercurpac 2009-02-09 01:17:36

People were complaining that there wasn't actually any mountains in the drink and in a class-action lawsuit it was ruled that calling the drink Mountain Dew was misleading for the consumer.

Evark 2009-02-11 01:28:39

They have concern for their customers. Too many teens were hurting their thumbs attempting to text each other the full name of this awesome soda they just drank.

Sinitech 2009-02-12 07:38:55

The conspiracy in your conspiracy sentence is conspiring to conspirisize against the conspiracy, thus ending all of the conspiracy.

Also, dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon.

JadeTheAssassin 2009-02-13 21:20:35

Just wait till they come out with square root b33r

ChaDMcBaDD 2009-02-13 21:44:54

why?

ill tell you why. its easier to txt. better advertisement.

lawlmaster 2009-02-14 12:29:29

I agree that it is retarded that they fucked up the drink's name. They should change it back. :(

Doberman 2009-02-14 12:31:17

I LIKE PENIS.

thegreatmorph 2009-02-14 14:42:09

Your name is Jonas.
You're carrying the wheel.
Thanks for all you've shown us.
This is how you feel.

I'll sit next to you.
Pour myselfself some tea.
Just like Grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Things were better then.
Once but never again.
We've all left the den.
Let you tell me 'bout it.

Choo-choo train left right on time.
A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way."
Of course we were willing to pay.

My name is Wakefield.
Gotta box full of your toys.
They're fresh out of batteries.
But they're still makin' noise, makin' noise.
Tell me what to do.
Now the tank is dry.
Now this wheel is flat.
And you know what else?
Guess what I received,
In the mail today.
Words of deep concern
From my little brother.

The building's not goin' as he planned.
The foreman has injured his hand.
The dozer will not clear a path.
The driver swears he learned his math.

The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.
Yeah!

The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Your name is Jonas.

DevourerJay 2009-02-14 15:03:41

WHAT BULLSHIT IS THIS

paradox9 2009-02-14 16:00:27

I DONT KNOW

DeLuca 2009-02-19 09:39:12

Uh.... Jonas last time I checked the letter "E" is a vowel.