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Jonas
There is a conspiracy within this sentence.

Age 40, Male

Soviet Robot

Dan's Discount Saikyo Dojo

Filthadelphia

Joined on 9/12/02

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Comments

Do not want.

Oh man I thought the Twilight Fad was finally over. D: WHYYY?!

Haha, that's cute.

brb lol

Do want.

a dildo? your disgusting!!!!!

Oh my god what the fuck is wrong with you?

Sparkles give clitoris and prostate cancers.

What does this have to do with romantic teen vampires out of a lifetime flick and why does it sparkle?

Both ultimately are cold emotionless pieces of plastic like substance.

LOL isparkle the latest thing from apple ! also plays sexy music XD

Really? They all had surgery of some sort?

So hilarious

FUCK YOU N****R. shahahahahaaAAAAA

So you kids can do all caps, or lowercase. What a poor break in character.

what the fuck is your problem

I want one!

i was just wondering. is this still egoraptor. because like the time before last time i checked it was normal. then it was all about fat guys and dicks. and now its about dildos and im really not sure whats going on. explain please!

Um. I'm not Egoraptor. I'm Jonas. Completely different person. Don't panic if you see dicks on my page.

hmmm gotta get me one. Does it leave glitter residue in you..? and does the glitter cause cancer?