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Jonas
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the first game was better...

nuff' Said

my name is jonas

I love white people

It was still better than Clash of the Titans

why does Hollywood insist on sucking more and more?

This is a weird quastain, but... WHERE THE HELL ARE HIS NIPPLES IN THAT PICTURE.

I've seen it too. It's bad... really bad. Fight scenes too imposible to figure out most of the time. Time rewinding special effect is good (sadly used only thrice). Ending is onec again "Happy end" bullshit. I wish it would've end like the first game. Good guy wins and all, but the price for it is that he doesn't get the girl. Comedy elements are completely out of place I think and plus the stuff that you mentioned :)

man I knew that was going to suck in the first place! News Flash the majority of video game based movies sucks some major ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Never played the games, so wasn't really interested in the first place. Now I'm not going to go see it ever harder and with more spite than I wasn't going to go see it 5 minutes ago.

Weren't there Arians in Persia?
I recall Zarathustra referring to his people as Arians in the Avesta from time to time

Can't really think of a direct quote, except for "wicked signs and un-Arian plagues of the fields"
"Wicked signs" standing for menstruation and "un-Arian plagues" standing for plagues from other nations

But I could be wrong, afcourse

Just saying this.. because of your references to white people..
I assume you meant that as criticism of how movies never use actors that fit the nationality of the historical character

like blonde romans

tl;dr: hi

also, im not going to watch it because the orange movie filter makes everyone look like a carrot

when your movie ends with the rest of the movie being a dream sequence or similar event making what you just saw meaningless except for some moral nobody really cares about, you have failed at movies period.

HAAAH, i totally called the point about the WIN BUTTON guarded by a single assassin! We should go to more movies at the meets :P

I was told there would be nudity.

I was disappointed.