The Story So Far....

It was noon, and six hours later, around midnight, a stranger rolled into town on the back of a giant robot otter (a robotter as it were) and declared all of the world's land his own! Both sides of the current war immediately beat the hell out of him, but no one can agree whom owns what any more, as someone spilled beer all over the map. Everyone does agree whomever owns the most and choicest pieces of land probably has a cock that is huge.

You either grab some land, or grab some cover. This is war, and you don't need to compensate when you have a full clip.