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Strike Witches

Posted by Jonas - January 2nd, 2009


Stolen directly from my friend Pyat's blog:

Let's review:

1. Aliens invade Earth in the late 30s.
2. Humanity unites against them, and WWII doesn't happen.
3. A blend of magic and technology is needed to fight them.
4. Only teenage girls between the ages of 14 and 19 have the right combination of athleticism and magic potential.
5. Using the magic makes them grow ears and a tail.
6. The girls are named for real-world fighter aces, except with feminized names.
7. They wear "boots" that turn them into living fighter planes.
8. The special technology of the "boots" requires a direct contact with skin.
9. So, they can't wear pants. You never know when an emergency might arise!

Teenage Pantless Robot Furry Witches.

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OH BOY


Comments

can't navigate to netflix fast enough...

gay jonas brothers are gay

Who?

EPIC.

Ahahahahahahahahaha. Wow anime can suck hard at times huh?

And yet, Cromartie High School redeems it all day long.

Whats Cromartie High School?

We aren't on speaking terms until you watch season 1.

Fine ill google it.

About that 8th sentence. What about Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen and Sanya Litvyak? They wears pants and still uses the striker units.