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Jonas
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Posted by Jonas - October 8th, 2007


YOU CANADIAN FUCKS.


Posted by Jonas - October 6th, 2007


I'll be around the State Theater (or Theatre for you fancy fucks with your frills and crayouns with colours) in Ann Arbor, Michigan just before midnight tonight, if any of you kooky kids want to show up.

HAHAHA just kidding it's rated R, so like 99.3% of you won't be able to get in :3

I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul!

SWALLOW THIS! *unzips pants*


Posted by Jonas - September 30th, 2007


I'm on a religious movie bend currently. Picked up Season 1 of Morel Orel, caught Jesus Camp, rented Apocalypto, and pondering checking out Passion of the Christ.

STILL HAVE ZERO FAITH IN HUMANITY.


Posted by Jonas - September 24th, 2007


In about an hour and a half, I'll take a quick 5 minute break to grab a Halo release token from Game Crazy, and get my spot for the midnight launch. Work always comes first so no midnight launch line sit for me!


Posted by Jonas - September 11th, 2007


Finally got my new place sort of settled into. Well, I mean there's enough room on the floor for me to curl up into and sob fitfully about missing Zuma for 400 Microsoft points during the Labor day weekend sale. The house is 4000 square feet with roughly 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, an attached two car garage, and other assorted goodies. I'm looking forward to getting back online in a few days, both PC wise, and on my Xbox 360, I'll need to grab a wireless adapter for my PC though.

I also don't own a TV at all, the many years of roommates I've had must've made it a non - essential. Ah well, I'll try and hit up a thrift store, and get that set up.


Posted by Jonas - August 17th, 2007


May have found a place to stay.

I should be moving in tomorrow.

Currently looking forward to a 65 and a half hour work week.
I had a new employee Friday, then Monday and Tuesday, they were a no call no show.

I think I'm supposed to sleep at some point. Almost working as much as Wade.

I'm down to 3 employees maybe, and they are taking vacations in the coming weeks.

We got hit with a F2 tornado on Friday, knocking out power over the weekend, and killing my sales gain. Topping this off with the lack of employees, it looks like I may be working 7 days a week open to close.

My health's failing worse now because of this stress, today my nose just started gushing blood and I ran to the bathroom. I tried to laugh it off as allergies, but I feel it's becoming apperant that my lack of sleep, steady diet and stress is causing my body to punish me. Tomorrow (wed 28th) will be my last day off for some time. I am spending the entire day driving up north 3 and a half hours, to move my stuff downstate.

I just really hope life will get better, because it keeps getting worse.

My body is shaking now because I haven't eaten in awhile, I'm going to eat and go to bed, and get ready for the morning.


Posted by Jonas - August 11th, 2007


Anyone need a roommate?
Moving to Fenton Michigan.

See you all in awhile.


Posted by Jonas - August 5th, 2007


I'm honored.

Thanks kids. I hate you a little less.


Posted by Jonas - August 4th, 2007


I didn't win anything in the art contest.

I guess I'll have to work harder at not being a fuck up.


Posted by Jonas - August 2nd, 2007


If you could save one already cancelled television show from getting cancelled, what would you have saved?

I would say Ducktales. 2 seasons was not enough.