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Posted by Jonas - December 18th, 2007


Oh cool, the two wiis I ordered are in.

Connections rock.

<3<3<3<3<3


Posted by Jonas - November 12th, 2007


Morning Punch is up and running for your listening distastes.
Don't have time for coffee? Grab some punch.


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Posted by Jonas - October 16th, 2007


My friend is severly hurt, his car flipped over and he is out in Nebraska. He has both lungs punctured, his bladder punctured, crushed bones, and was conscience and trapped under his car for two hours while bleeding out.

I want to go be with him because I know he's got noone out there right now, but hell, I'm stuck here right now, it's not a lack of money since I'd be able to quickly get the money I needed, but I just don't know if I can get the time off I need. I have the vacation time, but I'm training employees, and just completely shattered right now. I can't do anything for him, and it's killing me. I can't stop thinking about it.


Posted by Jonas - October 12th, 2007


Anyone else playing it?

THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE.


Posted by Jonas - October 8th, 2007


YOU CANADIAN FUCKS.


Posted by Jonas - October 6th, 2007


I'll be around the State Theater (or Theatre for you fancy fucks with your frills and crayouns with colours) in Ann Arbor, Michigan just before midnight tonight, if any of you kooky kids want to show up.

HAHAHA just kidding it's rated R, so like 99.3% of you won't be able to get in :3

I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul!

SWALLOW THIS! *unzips pants*


Posted by Jonas - September 30th, 2007


I'm on a religious movie bend currently. Picked up Season 1 of Morel Orel, caught Jesus Camp, rented Apocalypto, and pondering checking out Passion of the Christ.

STILL HAVE ZERO FAITH IN HUMANITY.


Posted by Jonas - September 24th, 2007


In about an hour and a half, I'll take a quick 5 minute break to grab a Halo release token from Game Crazy, and get my spot for the midnight launch. Work always comes first so no midnight launch line sit for me!


Posted by Jonas - September 11th, 2007


Finally got my new place sort of settled into. Well, I mean there's enough room on the floor for me to curl up into and sob fitfully about missing Zuma for 400 Microsoft points during the Labor day weekend sale. The house is 4000 square feet with roughly 5 bedrooms, three bathrooms, an attached two car garage, and other assorted goodies. I'm looking forward to getting back online in a few days, both PC wise, and on my Xbox 360, I'll need to grab a wireless adapter for my PC though.

I also don't own a TV at all, the many years of roommates I've had must've made it a non - essential. Ah well, I'll try and hit up a thrift store, and get that set up.