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Posted by Jonas - March 24th, 2008


But I realized that I've never seen Robocop before. Don't spoil it! I'm watching it right now!!


Posted by Jonas - March 20th, 2008


It's fucking on. Frangelico and Old Monk might be making a few stops to your soft lips.


Posted by Jonas - March 14th, 2008


I am ready set and good to go.

Let's fly sunshine.

You can't wait.


Posted by Jonas - March 12th, 2008


I don't know his name yet. We shared ghost stories and he smelled like a cat lady. What a great day.

<3<3<3

I made a new friend today.


Posted by Jonas - February 27th, 2008


i am 24 today and wish i was up with my friends. instead i am typing on a cellphone and pulling an all day shift. i am so tired and confused about what i need to do with myself. i think i want to go back to school for programming and learn how to build games or something, but right now i am just bummed feeling emo about stupid stuff because i am currently painted into a corner. i don't have the option of leaving my job but if any of the site folks could give me some solid advice on where i should take myself to break into this kind of field it'd be helpful since currently all i have is sales skills, managerial experience, and minor smatters of art work. this isn't where i need to be, but i am lost as to what i can do to not keep plodding along as a worker drone here. sell sell sell and then die.


Posted by Jonas - January 29th, 2008


Nowhere near the detail level you should be able to see, but I'm limited by how large I can post.

IM me for the big file, but it took a long time, but it's a gift for Luis that I owed for ooooohhh years.

<3

Finished a picture


Posted by Jonas - January 25th, 2008


but if you were able to kill a bunch of nobodies, you'd become famous.

The world's a crazy place.

I bought a new hat for my skull.

Pictures soon along with art.

Found person able to code page for webcomic. Working hard on pages for inevitable launch, and also have an art project lined up for designing signs for a LAN site or something, where people play WoW and other online things. I can't even muster words to form my numerous gibbons of text into non primordial posturing of prose and poetic prancing of symbolic sn****ring.

SN****RING.

LOLOLOL.


Posted by Jonas - January 13th, 2008


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
420056

THANKS/APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE


Posted by Jonas - January 6th, 2008


You sopping fuck, way to pull off nothing at the last minute. I get my fucking hopes up and somehow you choke harder than a whore's daughter learning the family trade.

PLZ QB BETTER KKKKKK?


Posted by Jonas - December 21st, 2007


FUCK THAT WAS A LOT OF DICK.

ALSO I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS WITH MY PARENTS.