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Jonas
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Jonas's News

Posted by Jonas - December 6th, 2009


You already know this but thanks for the advice. Also 40 minutes ago me, that advice was pretty solid as well.

Something to think on.

Sorry about the whole time cops busting you up. Apparently those are a big problem in that area.

You know, the time stream.

Past or Future, no matter where you travel, you're Van Dammed if you do and Van Dammed if you don't.

Dear Future Me,


Posted by Jonas - December 2nd, 2009


Oh hey, I'm getting Evicted and looking for places to stay.

The internet is the worst couch to crash on though, so I'm looking for some place a little more comfy.

ANY IDEAS?


Posted by Jonas - November 11th, 2009


Congrats to OneGunn for winning those free wings.

Oh, and here was the final 16 people that may have won, but didn't.

MAY THEIR SHAME BE ETERNAL UNTIL THE NEXT CONTEST.

Well, except
OneGunn who totally won.

1-Duffle
3-Itsbroken
25- Twilight
8-Kevin

30-MelodiousOrpheus
31-TimeCrush
39-destrutin
40-Wdonica

42-Five3
44-LBRocker5
7-HeavyMetalGuy
58-GoryBlizzard

59-Skwrull
66-Tykwa
72-OneGunn
74-Egoraptor


Posted by Jonas - November 7th, 2009


Ok.

First congrats to RaccoonMario for winning the last contest. Too bad he's in Germany. He doesn't have a Bdubs over there.

Thankfully we've satiated his need using store credit, to fill that hole in his I-won-but-it's-useless-save-for-gloati ng organ. Commonly known as the urixdolphagus organ.

ANYWAYS, I still have that pile of Buffalo Wild Wings Coupons to give out, so here's how it works.

No more surveys for now, so it's going to be easy to enter.

SIMPLY POST A COMMENT HERE ON THIS JOURNAL ENTRY. THAT'S IT.

The contest is open to US people only, because let's be honest the last good thing to come out of another country was when we pulled out of Iraq before blowing. That was a messy and long affair.

Deadline is mighty damn simple. Once this entry leaves the frontpage (and I notice it) I'll randomly pick one of the entries live via stickam using my absurd dice rolling methods.

ALSO I got into a car accident today, so click those userpage ads, since that will likely fuck me over.

You enjoy your wings, I'll enjoy my shitty luck.

To cheer everyone but me up, here's what I didn't go as for Halloween.

Newgrounds Contest- Free Chicken Wings. Yes, Again.


Posted by Jonas - October 20th, 2009


Okay, so here's a delicious easy contest for everyone.

I have a coupon book for an almost year's worth of free wings from Buffalo Wild Wings.

Mind you it's not quite a year as due to internet problems, and the time it took to actually took so it's more like 10 months. BUT DAMN IT, it's a pile of free chicken.

The actual contest -
FOLLOW THE SIMPLE RULES RIGHT HERE.

As this isn't staff, anyone can win.
That's right Wade, a cheap chance to feed your kids.

WINK


Posted by Jonas - October 10th, 2009


Hey folks.

Working on a Madness flash with Krinkels, it'll be up sometime in the next week or so. Things have been a little crazy on the home front.

Hope to see you all in Atlanta, GA the 16th- 18th, for the Newgrounds meet up.

Check it out!

Atlanta and Madness.


Posted by Jonas - September 19th, 2009


Hey gang!

It's Sept 19th, the ONLY holiday I celebrate with any given mirth what so ever.

International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

I've been celebrating it for MINUTES already.

I'll be waiting to see if anyone does really awesome Pirate flash today, and even more excited if someone managed to do something with my entry.

Today I'll be dressed in my fanciest of pirate hats, and heading down to Ann Arbor, Michigan to enjoy my first University of Michigan game ever in the Big House. Go Blue, and such!

However, I don't know if the excitement will rival today's, as I found my package of spices from Mickey and T's arrived. THE FINEST GRILL SUPPLEMENTS SINCE FIRE. Awesome amazing rubs and spices.

Check them out!

I really like Taste of Mexico myself, and if you like to grill, you owe to yourself to check them out.

Currently working on a flash animation for Halloween. I really need to play catch up on a bunch of owed pieces of work, including a stupidly long owed bit of voice acting.

Mildly disappointed that the Metropolis Disaster collab fell apart. I was doing some VA for that, but the whole thing didn't come together due to lack of capability of the organizer. SHAME.

Other than that, reading some great new webcomics,
http://www.tinykittenteeth.com/
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.
php

http://www.wheresmyshoe.com/index.html

Fun Fact about wheresmyshoe, you'll find that the artist actually used to be fairly frequent on submitting things to Newgrounds, and it's a great strip!

Homework is fun

Also Yotam ( Lazy Muffin) knew me from the Wheresmyshoe forum, which is honestly, the most crazy forum I've run into in a long time. Sorry general forum, step up your game.

Finished up my art submission for the NG calender contest, still need to get that High resolution picture up, but whatever, I'll deal with that after some sleep.

My Calender submission.

Beyond that, I'll be heading off to Denver next week for the big meet up out there. Will I see any of you users around there?

Oh and one last note, how many people would like see a Chicago meet up?

Avast, updates, football, and spices!


Posted by Jonas - September 16th, 2009


Appropriate Linkage.

Check it out!

My level is 427 - Existence.


Posted by Jonas - August 25th, 2009


There's finally something about the movie we can all cream ourselves over.

SPARKLE COCK.

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ONCE MORE WITH FEELING AND JAZZ HANDS

SPARKLE COCK.

Hey Twilight Fans


Posted by Jonas - August 17th, 2009


Hey Gang, hope your August has been filled with a variety of cold drinks and hot ideas! Since Luis is backlogged building the SDCC meet site (AND MONTREAL), and to my knowledge, these have never seen the light of day, here's a TON of unreleased photos from San Diego Comic Con. I realize they are a little late, but ultimately this really haven't been floating around, so I figured I'd let all you guys and gals check them out. Since these photos are well.... take a look for yourself.

See a photo you like? Why not discuss it in the General Forum?

I think that's it for me traveling for the year though! Which is a pity since there's still Denver, Atlanta, Montreal, and other meets being planned constantly.

I would have really liked to hit Atlanta up too! That's home of the Ghetto burger!!

I thought about throwing another Newgrounds Michigan get together near the end of September, but don't know how many of you would be interested hanging out in Ann Arbor again(or for the first time!), and for a second day event/treat we'd be hitting the Ren Faire. That's right, mutton, pickles, and wenches. Perhaps some other time.

Photo time!

Here's a bunch of shots of the Behemoth Booth

Here's general con madness going on !

Here's a bunch of NGers and such hijinx

Here's the photos from the interview from G4TV with Adam Sessler, Tom, Dan and Orange Princess

And the after party. CRAZYYYYYY times.

Beyond that, I've got a wide variety of stuff to work on, here's the run down.

Voice Acting -
Synnyr's lines half done. I'll push those out in a big mass thing and have them taken care off quickly.

That's it for voice acting currently! I'm finally freed up, which is a good thing. I can do more voice acting or projects.

Movies in the pipeline for 2009/2010

Madness Day Flash
Clockmas Flash
Dress Up Game
Superman Flash
Foamy Flash
Gaming Group Flash(es)

And maybe something for Halloween. Sorry for the general titles without descriptions. I figure I'll let you try and guess what I could come up with. HINT - Not a single one is nautical based.

Besides all that, I'm currently enjoying some music, would you care to recommend a few good artists, and tracks to me? I'm always eager for new stuff.

Other than that, I'm sucked into BlazBlue on Xbox 360. That's a lot of fun stuff right there. Iron Tager is lots of fun, as is Rachel!

So there's a good solid update, and unfortunately, I forgot to bring enough to share with everyone, so I'll be taking my snacks and Ecto Cooler back to my house, and enjoying them there.

Apologies in advance.

San Diego Comic Con Photos/ Next Flash