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Jonas

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Michigan
Job: Soviet Robot

There is a conspiracy within this sentence.

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9/12/02

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I made a new friend today.

Posted by Jonas Mar. 12, 2008 @ 4:09 AM EDT

I don't know his name yet. We shared ghost stories and he smelled like a cat lady. What a great day.

<3<3<3

guy.jpg

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SELF LOATHING BIRTHDAY POST.

Posted by Jonas Feb. 27, 2008 @ 9:39 AM EST

i am 24 today and wish i was up with my friends. instead i am typing on a cellphone and pulling an all day shift. i am so tired and confused about what i need to do with myself. i think i want to go back to school for programming and learn how to build games or something, but right now i am just bummed feeling emo about stupid stuff because i am currently painted into a corner. i don't have the option of leaving my job but if any of the site folks could give me some solid advice on where i should take myself to break into this kind of field it'd be helpful since currently all i have is sales skills, managerial experience, and minor smatters of art work. this isn't where i need to be, but i am lost as to what i can do to not keep plodding along as a worker drone here. sell sell sell and then die.

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Finished a picture

Posted by Jonas Jan. 29, 2008 @ 12:48 AM EST

Nowhere near the detail level you should be able to see, but I'm limited by how large I can post.

IM me for the big file, but it took a long time, but it's a gift for Luis that I owed for ooooohhh years.

<3

darm.jpg

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You can't get something for nothing,

Posted by Jonas Jan. 25, 2008 @ 12:18 AM EST

but if you were able to kill a bunch of nobodies, you'd become famous.

The world's a crazy place.

I bought a new hat for my skull.

Pictures soon along with art.

Found person able to code page for webcomic. Working hard on pages for inevitable launch, and also have an art project lined up for designing signs for a LAN site or something, where people play WoW and other online things. I can't even muster words to form my numerous gibbons of text into non primordial posturing of prose and poetic prancing of symbolic sn****ring.

SN****RING.

LOLOLOL.

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Frontpage Please

Posted by Jonas Jan. 13, 2008 @ 10:37 PM EST

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
420056

THANKS/APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE

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Roethlisberger

Posted by Jonas Jan. 6, 2008 @ 2:34 AM EST

You sopping fuck, way to pull off nothing at the last minute. I get my fucking hopes up and somehow you choke harder than a whore's daughter learning the family trade.

PLZ QB BETTER KKKKKK?

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I SUCKED SO MUCH DICK IT'S NOT FUNNY

Posted by Jonas Dec. 21, 2007 @ 9:00 PM EST

FUCK THAT WAS A LOT OF DICK.

ALSO I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS WITH MY PARENTS.

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Wii

Posted by Jonas Dec. 18, 2007 @ 3:59 PM EST

Oh cool, the two wiis I ordered are in.

Connections rock.

<3<3<3<3<3

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I'm going to be starting an audiocast. (edit)

Posted by Jonas Nov. 12, 2007 @ 1:48 AM EST

Morning Punch is up and running for your listening distastes.
Don't have time for coffee? Grab some punch.

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Street Fighter 4 announced.

Posted by Jonas Oct. 17, 2007 @ 12:24 PM EDT

Street Fighter 4 announced.

Holy god, yes.

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