Jonas's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ready's Voyage]

Thanks.

One of the greatest movies on Newgrounds. I humbly thank you DanMalo(one word, Bitch). My only concern is the ever increasing quality of your flash. However will you be able to top this. Thanks a lot Dan. Thanks a lot.

DanMalo responds:

Well, my next "project" is to make another flash jukebox for Shok(www.te-er.com)(www.fdaallday.com).

But, for full-fledged animation features in the future... the sky's the limit.

[Retarded Toaster Ep1]

I fucking burst out lauging.

The use of 'el oh el oh el' was ingenious. I fucking laughed so hard. My god that was great.

["Girls"]

Good.

It felt like you should have kept going with it. You should have thrown a nut shot for one of the guys as well. Bah. Here's your review.

[Redneck Attack!]

Heh.

That was when a movie made with a web cam could still be blammed if your name wasn't knox.

[Redneck Disco!]

This movie is good.

It would be alot better Wade if you got rid of that ugly guy in the hat though. He doesn't seem to be able to dance. Thanks for your time.

[Love, Wink]

Wonderful Story

The dressup game was neat, esp. the hidden costume of Alien Hominid! So very cute.

[Greys]

Its not that bad.

Your characters are slightly dirty with referance to lines connecting, but my biggest gripe is your trigger on the gun is facing backwards.

[Stikfas L]

I'm glad this is the last.

Your over use of stikfas, in random almost pointless mannerisms with no dialouge, and frame by frame numbness is shlock. You're using the addition of frame by frame animation as a file size fluffer, and the music just grates on you. There's no suspense, no feeling for the characters, and no way in hell I'm going to miss this series. The portal needs to stick to flash, not stikfas.

Static responds:

Ok I try to use voices cant!So stfu and why dont u try and make a flash!

[A modern Duel]

Alot better than most small stick fights.

Couple of things.
1. Expand the fight, this was only like 20 seconds?
2. Nice use of multiple vehicles, however the helicopter crashing was a sloppy transistion.
3. The sound effects are grating for the car chase. Add a fast action loop in instead, or a better car one.
4. Large abrupt pause between the grenade being thrown, and exploding. Hand draw the explosion or render it. Either way.

You're on your way, but try to avoid stick flash, though this is one of the few stick flashes that shows promise. Esp for under 100k.

[NG Halloween!]

Thanks Will.

That's great stuff. Just wondering, who provided that really cool loop on the card? Email Tom, see if he'll put the card on the site. File size be damned!